FOUND IN HOTEL GUEST ROOM....SEX TOYS

So some housekeepers called me into a room today. In the guest room there was a video camera (pointed towards the bed) and on the bed, a dildo, anal probers, saran wrap, and a vagina simulator. Just another day in paradise!

i was hit (phsically) by a car (a nice one)

i was walking out of TARGET earlier and to my car...i had just picked up my lunesta and was reading it in the parking lot on the way to my car. all of a sudden my hands (which were stretched out in front of me, holding the bottle). A woman driving a lexus suv was backing up and i literally walked right into her car, thankfully, my arms were out, otherwise she would have ran over my feet first. i kind of stood there, less than an inch from the car, staring in shock...that was interesting.

earlier on the radio they were talking about fred phelps. they played my FAVORITE song by their crazy ministry? godhatestheworld

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